Would I ever not let my children open their new cabbage patch doll, princess barbies, dinosaurs, coloring books, etc, only to hold them ransom until the kids finished the chores I wanted them to do? Only letting them open these gifts from their grandparents one by one as each chore was completed? Would I EVER, EVER still have most of those gifts still packed away, contemplating wrapping some of them for Belle's birthday on the 24th? You guys know me better than that. That is just plain mean!
I also didn't pimp out my husband on Craigs List to give hair cuts. He does cut his own hair, our sons hair and many of his friends hair, but I wouldn't sell his talents. I also am not a little sad no one has emailed me...
Mr B and I don't have a contest to see who can suck out the biggest boogers from Marcus. Marcus totally enjoys the nose sucker, and Mr B and I don't ohh and ahh at the big ol boogers that boy produces. That would be gross.
I did not spend all day Friday cleaning our house, taking care of three sick kids, cooking dinner, and getting ready for friends to come over, just to have Mr B not get off until 1 AM. He is supposed to be off by 8.30. I was not T.I.C.K.E.D...
I did not become ecstatic when I tried on a size 8 dress at Target, only to find it was too big. I was so sad when I had to buy the 6. :)
Mr B and I did not "know" each other this weekend only for me to realize on Sunday that I was ovulating...dear Jesus, help me.
3 comments:
oh my dear Mrs B.. how I have been wondering where you were :o)~ and um the holding presents for chores isnt mean.. its brilliant.. at least thats what i always tell myself!!
I like the idea of holding presents. why didn't I think of that?! I would have been ticked at my hubby too! All that work...
So you get down to a size 6 and Mr B can't keep his hands off ya huh? OOPS!
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